So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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