A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
only if we run a train.
done.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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