that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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