I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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