I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
