I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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