I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
