You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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