So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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