I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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