Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just invented taco cereal.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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