toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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