let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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