I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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