Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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