Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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