We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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