You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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