end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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