i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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