umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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