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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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