So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am available for nakedness
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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