Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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