have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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