Porn is love you can see.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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