East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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