Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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