She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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