I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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