I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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