I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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