I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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