wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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