I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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