Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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