She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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