I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
