it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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