When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
