i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm passing your future prison.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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