I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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