Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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