Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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