Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm really into asian looking animals
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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