Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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