Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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