That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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