We're like a lot better than the average bears
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
