***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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