I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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