I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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