I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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