The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
sex in a hospital.. check
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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