If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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