Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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