What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I see more hoeing in ur future
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